brbgottagoread:

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call*
Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

just-shower-thoughts:

2 days off: Typical weekend. 3 days off: Well rested. 4+ days off: Forget every single element of what it takes to be a functional member of society.

just-shower-thoughts:

I was drunk when this year started and I’m going to be drunk when it ends.

me: swing me the aux
friend: no
me: ??? why not
friend: bc you’ve literally been listening to the same song for 11 days straight