I have that one Kylie Minogue song stuck in my head. I literally can’t get “can’t get you out of my head” out of my head.

Millennials Drank 42% of All Wine Sold Last Year, ‘More Than Any Other Generation’

arabellesicardi:

i mean are you surprised

When I was a student, I thought movie day was the best day ever. Now that I’m a teacher, I REALLY think movie day is the best day ever.

wasnt prepared for that question

friend: why do you ship ryden

me: *claps hands*

*lecture hall suddenly folds up from the ground*

me: *hands them a copy of throam to read ‘over break’*

me: *steps behind podium*

me: *starts slideshow with literally hundreds of thousands of pictures and gifs*

me: testing 1 2 3 is this thing on

me: *shuffles notecards*

me: *clears throat*

me: what a random question I’m not sure how to answer that

me: *types “a” in search bar*
search bar: archiveofourown.org?
me: not my entire live is about fanfictions
me: *sighs*
me: yes archiveofourown.org

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

Do you ever see a picture of Harry and think “fuck, I love this weirdo”

me: the internet is so powerful
me: you can acquire so much knowledge
me: *reads gay fanfictions*

i know eoghan is pronounced owen but that doesn’t stop me from saying EWGhAaN every time i see it