modestmgmtofficials:

me in 2017: *incredibly rich and successful bc 1d was not there to distract me*
secretary: ma’am… 1d is back
me: *abruptly stops spinning in my leather chair* cancel all my meetings

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awesomevines:

Summer might be over

[Person staples leaf to tree]

“Summer’s not over! Don’t you quit on me! Don’t you quit on me!”

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me: does something really, really stupid with my sleeping and/or eating schedule
me: this will be fine
arrested development narrator voice: it was not fine

do you actually like 1d or is it ironic blogging?

wattpadfic-deactivated20170213:

oh this blog is actually a very elaborate joke. i do not like one direction, however i spend hours of my daily life watching their videos, listening to their music, and reading up on other one direction blogs so that i can create blog content which helps me appear as though i am a one direction fan. i am so dedicated to this joke that i have spent 5 years on it, and created hundreds of original posts dedicated to the band in order to convince the world i like one direction. i actually put hundreds of dollars into concert tickets as well – just so i can keep up appearances. but the truth is i actually hate them and this is all ironic, do not get the wrong idea about me. just because i own all their albums, books, and movies does not mean i like them – its a joke.

slutzouis:

me on the first day of hiatus,6:30am,outside the boys’ houses.

visualtraining:

Wine of Youth (1924, King Vidor)

louhy:

WILL I EVER BE FREE OF ONE DIRECTION

unintentionalarry:

Things I don’t care about:

1. What the media writes about the “Bieber album battle”.

2. What the media writes about Louis.

3. What that family does on social media.

4. What the media writes about Perfect leading up to the AMAs.

Things I do care about:

NONE OF THESE ARE FUCKING MANIPS.

That’s what I care about.

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

me: *listens to downloaded copy of made in the a.m. to go buy physical copy of made in the a.m.*