wakes up: tired
mid day: tired
afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight
evening: normal
middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!
hello everyone i have decided that until further notice, everything in my life that i don’t want to deal with is fake and a conspiracy. the stack of laundry sitting on my desk waiting to be folded is a publicity stunt. my jurisprudence paper due friday is not real and my professor only assigned it to me to deceive my fans. my pathological fear of failure was orchestrated by my manager.
I am willing to binge-watch an entire new season in one sitting on Netflix, yet I don’t want to sit down and watch a 2-hour movie because it’s “too long”
when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
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