person: one direction
me:
Tag: my life.
me drinking liquor
*sittin down drinking*
me: this shit weak. I ain’t even drunk.
*stands up*
me: help
ever just eat croutons right out of the bag as a snack? i feel like that’s gotta be a symptom of something
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
Me: I really love sleeping
Also me: *doesn’t sleep at all because I love reading gay fanfiction more*
why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz
because that song is a banger and 2010 is the last time i felt joy
Me on a work day: wakes up 10 minutes after I’m supposed to leave, hits the snooze button a dozen times, has to drag myself out of bed
Me on a morning match day: jolts awake an hour before kick off in a cold sweat
I wake up an hour early nearly every morning just to take a series of 10 minute power naps.
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