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Tag: 1d
thought we were going strong
i thought we were holding on
aren’t we?#I WANT TO DIE #I ALWAYS HAVE AND I ALWAYS WILL
History – then and now
I thought we were going strong.
A CONVERSATION:
ME: OUTTA MY WAY, GLAMOR TURKEY. I MUST LEAVE AT ONCE.
“BUT HONORED GUEST… WHERE ARE YOU GOING?”
ME: I HAVE TO COMMIT A CRIME.
“A CRIME, GUEST? WHAT SORT OF CRIME? DINNER HAS ONLY JUST BEEN SERVED. PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
ME: NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. MY BODY WILL NOT BEND ANYMORE. I AM EITHER COMMITTING A CRIME OR I AM BROKEN IN HALF. AS FOR THE CRIME… EVERY CRIME. ANY CRIME YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE, AND SOME MORE ON TOP OF THOSE. I WILL COMMIT CRIME AFTER CRIME AFTER CRIME, EACH CRIME MORE HEINOUS THAN THE LAST.
“WHY, GUEST? WHY WOULD YOU DO THESE THINGS?”
ME: YOU ABSOLUTE DILL-PICKLED FOOL. HAVEN’T YOU HEARD WHAT’S GOING ON OUT THERE? THE FATED MERGING OF FIVE PATHS INTO ONE? A SINGLE DROP OF CHANCE IN A BUCKET OF DARKNESS? THE SAME BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH VEINS OF BEINGS WHO WERE NOT FORGED AT THE SAME TIME IN THE SAME PLACE? THE LOSS OF A LIMB? THE STRENGTH TO NOT ONLY KEEP GOING, BUT TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP?
“YES, AND SO?”
YES, AND SO I CANNOT WITHSTAND THESE THINGS GOING ON OUT THERE. I MUST COMMIT CRIMES FOR EVERY CRIME COMMITTED AGAINST MY DRIED RAISIN HEART. EXCUSE ME AND GOODBYE FOREVER. THANK YOU FOR DINNER.
harry's banana (british vogue).
Harry in Malibu 1/22
2015 in the one direction fandom is like a never-ending verse of “we didn’t start the fire,” like i’m just over here waiting patiently for the right moment to yell “WE DIDN’T START THE FIYAH” and take a breather but i can’t because OOPS THERE ARE MORE THINGS TO LIST
Eleanor fucking jets, Liam has some secret pets / Zayn left, we’re bereft, Niall golfed and fell. / Pregnant Louis being coy, Sea World, Naughty Boy / Twitter fights, sleepless nights, everyone’s in hell. / People say the baby’s fake, Zayn and Perrie on a break, WHAT IS THIS, RICKI LAKE? HOW MUCH WILL I HAVE TO TAKE????