Tag: 1d

fucknoonedirection:

gogoartqueen:

zaintheunparalleled:

how many times did zayn try to add fuck and that other nasty shit into 1d songs ‘no zayn we cant name the song pussyproof’

#i like the idea that absolutely no one else in 1D has ever been horny #only zayn has ever been horny #zayn the virgin #ZAYN #THE VIRGIN #LIKE JANE #GET IT #HE LOVE SEX

I like the thought that he was missing all the innuendo because he didn’t get it. Like Louis is like “how about this line Zayn – waking up beside you I’m a loaded gun…” And Zayn’s like “no no it should be about SEX Louis like – waking up beside you and I wanna fuck you…”

sashayed:

i had a dream that liam payne got asked in an interview “which historical figure do you most aspire to be like,” and liam was like “george w. bush” and everyone got really mad, obviously, and then he kept trying to tweet I MEANT GEORGE W. BUSH SAID A LOT OF DUMB THINGS AND SO DO I!!!!!!!! and people were like U SAID U ASPIRE TO BE LIKE HIM and liam was like WHAT???? I DON’T KNOW WHAT “ASPIRE” MEANS