LIKE if u think he should’ve gotten a damn haircut months ago already
REBLOG if u think harry’s hair should flow long and free forever like the mane of a majestic cheshire stallion
IGNORE if you choose not to take a position on the most important issue of our time
Tag: 1d
HE’S JOINING THE BAND
@ anne i would like an explanation please
@harry_styles: You can shake an apple off an apple tree.
look, harry’s my number one, but he’s also the guy in your feminist literature course who has an answer for everything that’s really just a lot of mumbling and references to the bell jar and the feminine mystique, but hooks up with the hot blond girl in your section at a party, and when you look him up 2 years after graduating on fb, he’s single and works at whole foods.
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freddie in ten years: *american accent* dad i want to play football
louis: excellent lad
freddie: so can you buy me pads and stuff
louis:
freddie: i want to win a heisman!
louis: i have no son
Do you have any pets?
“I USED TO KNOW A TORTOISE ONCE”

