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harry: psttt. pssssttt. mr. nolan

director: what is it, mr. styles?

harry: i know you said there’s no wifi. and i totally respect that. 

harry: but i just hit a triple word score AND a double letter score in scrabble and i have to instagram it in b&w 

harry: you don’t happen to like… have the password for the wifi? i promise i won’t tell the others

harry: i know you’ve been getting lonely all alone on the ocean in this big ol boat… your wife waiting for you to return……… … … …. 

director: harry we’ve been gone for three days

harry: three days is a long time 

director: i have to go, it’s my turn to cook the gruel for supper-

harry: WAIT !!!!!!!

harry: i could make it… worth your while 😉 

harry: if you know what i mean 

director: harry we all know what you mean. 

harry: *whispers sensually* a triple word score – 

director: harry- 

harry: – and a double letter score 

director: please let go of me 

harry: the word was plantain-

director: okay

harry: it’s like a banana 

director: harry please