tockthewatchdog:

louis has to be the one to write the tell all because i trust him to give it to us straight. if harry wrote it it would be the vaguest thing ever written entirely in acrostic poetry and like, Significant Embroidery and would communicate literally nothing, zayn would interrupt every chapter to be like “and then i smoked weed and had sex with five fans at once”, liam’s would be a) ghostwritten and b) written way too diplomatically and he would only mention bad things if they could be respun as funny anecdotes. and nialls would be the same as liam’s except with even less information

mymissus:

gogoartqueen:

#i hate HATE all those posts of like ‘good’ feedback starting with i’m not a fan but #GET YOU HEADS OUT OF YOUR OWN ASSES #or don’t whatever #just be quiet #he/we do(es)n’t need your seal of approval thank you very much #STAY PRESSED #like i want him to succeed unwaveringly #i also want to punch everyone in the face so they can’t look at him with their gross eyes

Me.

baking-soda:

everyone on twitter like “dont let THIS EVIL THING TRUMP DID distract you from THAT EVIL THING” as though i didn’t spend a billion blighted years of my life tracking the actions of every single member of one direction and how each permutation should kiss, if they had kissed and if they were no longer kissing; in addition to the actions of their hunk friends, dj friends, dog friends, stylists, evil music video director boyfriend, distant cousins and the children of all of the above.