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mymissus:

harryfeatlouis:

Harry performing Stockholm Syndrome

Me, grabbing every Harry Only fan and shaking them violently: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

1d pr: so you guys haven’t had a girl in a music video in years, do we maybe want to put a girl in this one
one direction: Yeah let’s put zayn in drag and have harry try to fuck him

thelovejandles:

someone: haha wow the guys from 1d sound good now haha

me, trying not to dissuade further support for the boys while always feeling close to violence because 1d was always good: haha

fuckyeahhl:

x

mymissus:

This is still the single wildest moment of television I’ve ever witnessed. I can’t actually believe that there’s anyone left on this world who doesn’t love them.

oiiiioiiii:

niall: ‘when that phone call does comes — no matter whoever it comes from. — we’re back again.‘

me:

mymissus:

seahorseharry:

Harry and Louis are the Stevie and Lindsey of the mermaid-tattoo-era stadium-rock eye-contact game. Louis’ eyes are dark, intense, controlling, with a surly “damn your love, damn your life” edge. Harry’s eyes say “I hear the darkness you’re expressing and it’s important to me but my heart tells me to twirl right now,” so he twirls and touches his hair. The brooding look vs. the beatific twirl. When one of them gets happy, the other gets wistful. When one of them gets bitchy, the other gets sugary. I could watch them sing together for hours. I could probably watch them do laundry for hours. (I doubt they do laundry.) xx

God mother fucking bless Rob Sheffield to eternity.

niall: my s —
harry: *cracks him in the mouth with an elbow* NO me
niall:
niall: my si —
liam: Actually its me
niall: my s —
harry: FORTY SONG ALBUM DROPPING IN TWO DAYS, TOUR DATE ON THE MOON
niall: my single —
liam: MY SONS NAME IS 2CHAINZ
niall: my single…

loneozner:

does 1D know there are 365 days in a year… it doesn’t all have to happen the same day every time…

mymissus:

lesbianiconlouis:

the beatles were a boy band who got big bc teenage girls loved them so much and were so passionate but now people associate them with greasy 20 something pretentious white boys……. what if in the future 20 something white boys try 2 reclaim one direction??? will i be ok. i don’t know. it might actually kill me. i’ll die at like 65 bc i’ll hear a 22 year old ugly white boy talking about what an Artist ™ harry styles is

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