theres only ONE THING abt the dunkirk movie that makes me furious (as opposed 2 sexually furious) which is that CHRISTOPHER NOLAN IMO should have cast ALL OF ONE DIRECTION IN IT!!! where is liam as a simple fishing boat owner from dover? where is zayn as a beautiful medic? where is louis, bumming cigarettes compulsively to deal with the stress of war? where is niall the talking sea gull???? IM FURIOUS. IM GONNA SUE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN.

sashayed:

the battle of dunkirk would also have been a good place for A SERIOUS HISTORICAL AND TRAGIC #BRESSIE movie too. I’m going to sue christopher nolan twice.

I KNOW. I KNOW. A CRIMINAL WASTE OF AN OPPORTUNITY, especially for beautiful cinematic idiot ZAYN silently sharing a cigarette with LOUIS, a smear of dirt high across one immaculate cheekbone, AND/OR finally breaking thru his shell of reticent cynicism to comfort talking seagull or farmboy NIALL, AND/OR being hauled spluttering from the water & wrapped in blankets by LIAM’S strong fisherman arms, AND/OR GETTING IN A SEXUALLY-CHARGED PHYSICAL FIGHT WITH HARRY AFTER DAYS OF MOUNTING TENSION