beggars-opera:

obambulates:

sistercy:

ladygolem:

sistercy:

ladygolem:

does it say in the rules that the president can’t be a dog

The president has to be at least 35 years old and have been a US resident for at least 14 years. that is Too Old for a dog

what about a turtle then

aint no rules saying we cant have a turtle president

reblog if you think a turtle would make a better president than donald trump

the age requirement says nothing about dog years

its-a-different-world:

tofugoddess:

Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.

If this ain’t the reeeeealest…

diplotomodon:

caesiopeia:

tonelessmandarin:

Person with housemates can study.

Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting.

Cool community classes and community art shows.

ESL tutoring.

Tax prep and forms.

tbh fuck anyone who says a single bad thing about libraries

Not content I normally reblog but libraries are super important and our world would be diminished without them.