I keep buying books because in the future I’m gonna have a kickass library with two floors and a fireplace so I need to start collecting books to fill it with
Tag: too accurate.

Wattpad fics be like;
I was asleep and my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my Aeropostale suitcase
“Mom what are you doing”
She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette out on her hand
“They are here”
I was confused, I rolled out my light purple stripped comforter and ruffled my long thick blonde hair with brown streaks in it
“Who are”
“Your new owners.”
This is the story of how one direction bought me
dog owner culture
dog owner culture is
1 sec i can’t fucking breathe gimme a
dog owner culture is chasing your 6 mo husky puppy around the yard in the dark in your underwear for 20 fucking minutes cause she stole an avocado from the kitchen counter & you’re afraid she’ll choke on the pit. fuck