I regret finding this more than I’ve ever regretted anything in my whole life.
Those tags.
At 2:18 Brandon demonstrates what really rhymes with “sick”
I just now in my 100th viewing saw what this person was talking about and now I’m going to go to bed and never wake up. BUT FIRST. A comprehensive list of EVERY. OTHER. HORRIBLE. PART. OF THIS. VIDEO.
0:30 – Well aren’t you polite with your hands behind your back, trying in this tiny space not to be the usual spaz. Unfortunately for us IT DOES NOT LAST.
0:32 – DON’T FUCKING ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME YOU’RE THE ONE DOING THIS.
0:38 – And we’re done with the no-hands policy. Will we ever figure out why they’re so large? The world may never know.
0:43 – PUT THEM DOWN NOW THX.
0:46 – Neither of those is really the chest but thx for rubbing yourself all over.
0:52 – After I finish my thesis on how easily and beautifully he slides from his chest voice to his head voice I’m going to write one on his quivering hand gestures. I won’t make it past the first page.
0:54 – OH LOOK AT YOU STRUT AROUND WELL WELL WELL.
0:57 – You and that fucking mic cord I swear to shit. Sam’s Town Era Brandon was so motherfucking dramatic with that mic cord.
1:01 – Where are you going…?
1:07 – WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?
1:21 – Yes. That. Do that to me. Do that.
1:29 – Too close.
1:38 – PUT YOUR FUCKING LEG DOWN JESUS.
1:50 – ……what the fuck is that. What is that.
2:00 – Literally stop fucking pointing those fool hands at me or so help me God…
2:04 – TOO. CLOSE.
2:18 – It’s already been said, but that, too, is not your motherfucking chest. It’s just…….not.
2:25 – IF YOU POINT AT ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.
2:27 – No because that’s how I feel about YOU, Brandon. That right there is how I feel about THIS and YOU.
2:36 – Both feet on the floor. Don’t change that note.
2:40 – Don’t do it.
2:41 – Seriously don’t!
2:43 – …fuck you.
2:59 – What? No one wants to see that. Turn around.
3:08 – Way. Too. Fucking. CLOSE!!!
3:21 – GET DOWN. GET. DOWN.
3:32 – AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT DOES EVERY MIC HOLD OUT HAVE TO BECOME A BOW? IS THAT NECESSARY?
3:50 – WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING AT END THE SONG AND GET OFF THE STAGE
“Time for another drink.” <– That’s me. That is me. I am that girl.
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