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loriskariius21:

stevengerrardXabi you are pure quality . A class act on the pitch and a gentlemen off it . It was a pleasure to play alongside you and I missed you every day from the moment you left the reds . Congratulations on your perfect career and good luck to you and your family In the future . #legend 👌🏻👍❤️ @xabialonso

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#i  #missed  #you  #every  #day  #i missed you every day???  #i MISSED YOU every DAY???????????????? from the MOMENT  #you LEFT??????  #“I MISSED YOU EVERY DAYF ROM THE MOMENT YOU LEFT”???????????  #WHAT KIND OF FUCKING  #THE NOTEBOOK  #GARBAGE  #THIS IS SO  #EMBARRASSING  #OVERWHELMING  #GERLONSO  #WHAT  #I MISSED YOU EVERY DAY FROM THE MOMENT YOU LEFT!!!!!!!!!  #SOCCERFOOT  #IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS  #I DONT KNOW WHAT……..I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO  #RESPOND  #TO THIS (via sashayed)

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primadonna-gay:

joncolbert:

huffpostqueervoices:

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

HELL YEAH!

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

milkshakemicrowave:

longhairedstyles:

March 29th, 2015

#dopey angel Harry Styles loves to watch humans go about their day#he has his eyes on sweet gentle hearted lunkhead Liam Payne#‘what does he love so much about the Funky Buddha?’ Harry asks his angel pal zayn#‘what do Abs feel like???’#‘would that I had mortal flesh and could know’#Harry disguises himself as an ordinary person and answers sweet dumb Liam’s craigslist ad for a roommate#ppl are always asking Liam why his friend is so weird. ‘How come he tried to put your iPhone in his mouth??’ they ask suspiciously#’why is he always asking dogs where they’re going? why does he watch the faucet for fun like a weird cat??’#GUYS HES FROM LIKE…..ICELAND OR SOMEWHERE! Liam hisses defensively#DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM. HES TRYING TO LEARN#’Hey Liam what is this flower’s name?’ Harry demands stumbling over on his weird bendy legs#drags Liam over to the sidewalk. ‘oh…that’s not a flower Harry. it’s a snickers wrapper’#’it’s beautiful’ Harry breathes in awe#’this world is truly a miracle.’#LIRRY#CITY OF ZAYNGELS (via @sashayed)