show: mycroft gets a girlfriend!
me: excuse me, but
show: have a repressed childhood memory that fully formed an adult personality for some reason!
me: yeah, pardon me I just
show: secret! evil! sister!
me: if you could just do the real fall explanation, that’s all i really
show: maybe everyone’s moriarty!
me: you’re sitting on my coat, and my keys are in the pocket so

moriarty: let me give you a little extra incentive. your friends will die if you don’t.
sherlock: john?
moriarty: everyone
sherlock: mrs. hudson?
moriarty: EVERYONE
sherlock: gavin?
moriarty:
moriarty: wait what