even if joan of arc could’ve used bobby pins she wouldn’t have. someone would have offered her one bc her hair was in her eyes and she would’ve been like oh no thank you and then calmly and methodically hacked off the offending hair chunk with a sword

I had a dream where harry was writing a “novel” and after like a month he finally showed it to me and it was literally a 4 page picture book but like the kind 1st graders make with construction paper and tied with string

bad1dimagines:

LMFAOJGDSGKSJ

wattpadfic:

“that’s a wrap!” harry says as he puts the bow on another present. this is the 50th present he has wrapped. he has said ‘that’s a wrap!’ every time he has finished a gift. everyone has left him. he’s ruining christmas.

gaytheist:

i dont even give a shit about harry styles but ive been seeing so much of him on my dash lately he’s started infiltrating my subconscious …. last night i had a dream he was being interviewed during one of his concerts and the interviewer was like ‘what do you think about blurred lines by robin thicke? it’s a fucking banger right’ to which he replied ‘that’s a garbage song for garbage people . i cant believe you had the audacity to ask me that’ and then he started full on sobbing on stage for some reason