sashayed:

spockiosexual:

i was dismayed to find not everyone washes their hair first in the shower so reblog this and put your orientation, star sign, and what you wash first in the shower

it is deranged to do anything but hair first. you put the conditioner in your hair, then you do everything else while it marinates in there. anything else is INEFFICIENT.

What the signs need

Aries: a bottle of vodka
Taurus: a sugar daddy
Gemini: some dick tbh
Cancer: fuckboy repellent
Leo: to go on a shopping spree
Virgo: a blunt
Libra: a puppy or kitty
Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper
Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka
Capricorn: their school to burn down
Aquarius: to get their life together tbh
Pisces: better friends

the signs as harrys

uglyplanets:

Aries- knocks over water bottle in dressing room as a form of vandalism harry

Taurus- ‘i used to be a baker’ harry

Gemini- 16 yr old harry

Cancer- googles ‘harry shit’ and cries harry

Leo- kissed james corden on live tv harry

Virgo- 1dday drinking bubble tea and then the disgusted face harry

Libra- going to dunk but then failing harry

Scorpio- grabbing dick and spitting water on stage harry

Sagittarius- ‘dont knock it till you try it’ harry

Capricorn- ‘i- i wasn’t finished’ harry

Aquarius- unbuttoned, tiddie showin shirts harry

Pisces- flower crown but all black clothes harry