what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer
Tag: sagittarius
i was dismayed to find not everyone washes their hair first in the shower so reblog this and put your orientation, star sign, and what you wash first in the shower
it is deranged to do anything but hair first. you put the conditioner in your hair, then you do everything else while it marinates in there. anything else is INEFFICIENT.
reblog this with your sun + moon sign, and whether you like to be play bullied by friends or not
2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule
reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule
#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS
aquarius and 3 am to 2 pm
Good luck out there today!
so, i’m curious
put in the tags who your fav 1d boy is and your zodiac sign, it’s for science
ok we’re settling this discourse right now
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
– pineapple on pizza
– mint ice cream / mint chocolate
– ketchup in mac n’ cheese
– fries dipped in ice cream
WHERE YOU’LL MEET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
Aries: Gym or Yoga Studio
Taurus: Coffee shop
Gemini: Library
Cancer: Cruise ship
Leo: Pet store (not the pets!!!)
Virgo: Hospital or doctor’s waiting room
Libra: At a wedding
Scorpio: Airport
Sagittarius: In a foreign country
Capricorn: Your job
Aquarius: College class
Pisces: Concert
What the signs need
Aries: a bottle of vodka
Taurus: a sugar daddy
Gemini: some dick tbh
Cancer: fuckboy repellent
Leo: to go on a shopping spree
Virgo: a blunt
Libra: a puppy or kitty
Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper
Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka
Capricorn: their school to burn down
Aquarius: to get their life together tbh
Pisces: better friends
the signs as harrys
Aries- knocks over water bottle in dressing room as a form of vandalism harry
Taurus- ‘i used to be a baker’ harry
Gemini- 16 yr old harry
Cancer- googles ‘harry shit’ and cries harry
Leo- kissed james corden on live tv harry
Virgo- 1dday drinking bubble tea and then the disgusted face harry
Libra- going to dunk but then failing harry
Scorpio- grabbing dick and spitting water on stage harry
Sagittarius- ‘dont knock it till you try it’ harry
Capricorn- ‘i- i wasn’t finished’ harry
Aquarius- unbuttoned, tiddie showin shirts harry
Pisces- flower crown but all black clothes harry