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northern-boys-love-gravy:

Harry plays wingman for Liam – Birmingham 11/10

#liam can’t stop accidentally flirting with men  #accidentally kissing men  #accidentally touching men on the mouth with his mouth  #accidentally blew a guy in the steam room at the gym  #how did that happen  #accidents  #jokes  #lol  #no no homo  #harry loves it  #“one day it will be me” he tells himself covetously  #“one day i will be the gay accident” (via sashayed)

harrythighles:

sashayed:

#au where liam and harry are really bad detectives (@moondoggiestyle)

#please #god yes #2 incompetent poirots #“someone definitely…is dead” harry says after a long contemplative silence #“i expect it’s the one on the floor” liam suggests #“with the poker sticking out of his eyeball” #“and the post-it that says VENGEANCE on his forehead” #“could be a murder” harry says #“could be” liam agrees #“could be” (via sashayed)

sashayed:

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#what movie could harry not want to endorse cuz he hated it#googling movies that were released in august 2015 #did harry see#RICKI AND THE FLASH#THE GIFT#SHAUN THE SHEEP #STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON #THE MAN FROM UNCLE #HITMAN AGENT 47 #AMERICAN ULTRA #WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS #what movie did harry styles politely yet furiously sit through #what kind of snacks does he get #small popcorn #swedish fish #$12 bottle of water #OR #does he sneak his own healthy bs snacks in his purse (@rubdown)

brenna is asking the questions i also want to ask although its not really a question bc the only one of these movies i can picture harry’s nancy meyers ass paying money to see is RICKI AND THE FLASH

#he expected it to make him cry and it didn’t. that was his scheduled afternoon cry for that week  #he missed it and felt emotionally blocked for the rest of the week. very disappointing (via sashayed)