I regret finding this more than I’ve ever regretted anything in my whole life.
Those tags.
At 2:18 Brandon demonstrates what really rhymes with “sick”
I just now in my 100th viewing saw what this person was talking about and now I’m going to go to bed and never wake up. BUT FIRST. A comprehensive list of EVERY. OTHER. HORRIBLE. PART. OF THIS. VIDEO.
0:30 – Well aren’t you polite with your hands behind your back, trying in this tiny space not to be the usual spaz. Unfortunately for us IT DOES NOT LAST.
0:32 – DON’T FUCKING ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME YOU’RE THE ONE DOING THIS.
0:38 – And we’re done with the no-hands policy. Will we ever figure out why they’re so large? The world may never know.
0:43 – PUT THEM DOWN NOW THX.
0:46 – Neither of those is really the chest but thx for rubbing yourself all over.
0:52 – After I finish my thesis on how easily and beautifully he slides from his chest voice to his head voice I’m going to write one on his quivering hand gestures. I won’t make it past the first page.
0:54 – OH LOOK AT YOU STRUT AROUND WELL WELL WELL.
0:57 – You and that fucking mic cord I swear to shit. Sam’s Town Era Brandon was so motherfucking dramatic with that mic cord.
1:01 – Where are you going…?
1:07 – WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?
1:21 – Yes. That. Do that to me. Do that.
1:29 – Too close.
1:38 – PUT YOUR FUCKING LEG DOWN JESUS.
1:50 – ……what the fuck is that. What is that.
2:00 – Literally stop fucking pointing those fool hands at me or so help me God…
2:04 – TOO. CLOSE.
2:18 – It’s already been said, but that, too, is not your motherfucking chest. It’s just…….not.
2:25 – IF YOU POINT AT ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.
2:27 – No because that’s how I feel about YOU, Brandon. That right there is how I feel about THIS and YOU.
2:36 – Both feet on the floor. Don’t change that note.
2:40 – Don’t do it.
2:41 – Seriously don’t!
2:43 – …fuck you.
2:59 – What? No one wants to see that. Turn around.
3:08 – Way. Too. Fucking. CLOSE!!!
3:21 – GET DOWN. GET. DOWN.
3:32 – AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT DOES EVERY MIC HOLD OUT HAVE TO BECOME A BOW? IS THAT NECESSARY?
3:50 – WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING AT END THE SONG AND GET OFF THE STAGE
“Time for another drink.” <– That’s me. That is me. I am that girl.
THIS VIDEO ADDED 100 YEARS TO MY SORRY EXCUSE FOR A LIFE BECAUSE SOME NERD PSYCHIC IS ABSOLUTELY BLOWING LIAM’S BRAIN OUT OF HIS SKULL WITH MAGIC. SWEET SIMPLE TURNIP TRUCK-FALLER-OFFER LIAM AT THE BEGINNING WHISPERS IN A STRAINED VOICE, “I HATE THESE THINGS. THEY SCARE ME.” HE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MAN IS INSIDE HIS HEAD, FINGERS DIPPING INTO THE WRINKLES OF HIS THOUGHTS. THEN WHEN THE WITCHBOY FIGURES OUT WHAT LIES WITHIN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF HIS PSYCHE, LIAM SWITCHES OVER TO, “I LOVE THESE THINGS. THEY’RE SO GOOD.” HE LOVES IT!!!!!!! HIS WORLD IS TURNED COMPLETELY UPSIDE-DOWN!!!!!!! HE BELIEVES IN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT MOTHER I’M GONNA LIVE TO BE AGE 500 BECAUSE LIAM PAYNE IS A HANDSOME BABY BOY DELIGHTED BY TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!
326 Miles 