thotograph:

dulcigomas:

GUYS WATCH THIS, HARRY KICKS A CUTOUT OF ZAYNS FACE FROM THE STAGE THAT WAS THROWN BEFORE BY A FAN, 

THIS IS THE CUTOUT OMG

#BUT LIKE #IF YOU GUYS WANT #YOU SHOULD STOP BY MY PLACE #AND CHECK OUT THE MONUMENT #I’VE ERECTED #TO SHADY HARRY #AND HOW HE’S EMERGED #TO PROTECT LILO #THIS IS THE PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF REAPING WHAT YOU SOW #PROTECT THE BABY FOR YEARS #ALLOW HIM TO BLOSSOM INTO A MAN WITHOUT FUCKS #AND HE WILL COME BACK TO YOU #WHEN YOU GIVE THE MOST FUCKS #AND SHIELD YOU FROM PAIN (via fucknoonedirection)

craicthatniall:

harry trying to break niall’s concentration during promos

how far will it go, ‘haha niall i tickled your arm’, ‘haha niall i delicately kissed your shoulder’, ‘haha niall i grabbed your weiner during an award show’, ‘haha niall i’m tenderly frenching you’, ‘haha niall we’re eloping’, ‘haha niall we’re making tender love on a bear skin rug’, ‘haha niall we grew old together and now we’re 80 year old husbands’, what pranks, what laffs, narry, is real (via agonyandagony)

milkshakemicrowave:

longhairedstyles:

March 29th, 2015

#dopey angel Harry Styles loves to watch humans go about their day#he has his eyes on sweet gentle hearted lunkhead Liam Payne#‘what does he love so much about the Funky Buddha?’ Harry asks his angel pal zayn#‘what do Abs feel like???’#‘would that I had mortal flesh and could know’#Harry disguises himself as an ordinary person and answers sweet dumb Liam’s craigslist ad for a roommate#ppl are always asking Liam why his friend is so weird. ‘How come he tried to put your iPhone in his mouth??’ they ask suspiciously#’why is he always asking dogs where they’re going? why does he watch the faucet for fun like a weird cat??’#GUYS HES FROM LIKE…..ICELAND OR SOMEWHERE! Liam hisses defensively#DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM. HES TRYING TO LEARN#’Hey Liam what is this flower’s name?’ Harry demands stumbling over on his weird bendy legs#drags Liam over to the sidewalk. ‘oh…that’s not a flower Harry. it’s a snickers wrapper’#’it’s beautiful’ Harry breathes in awe#’this world is truly a miracle.’#LIRRY#CITY OF ZAYNGELS (via @sashayed)