May I just say, one of the things in this bleak, rusty junkyard of a world that makes my heart flap its flimsy, weak-webbed wings and soar is Liam Payne’s tendency to answer questions in complete-sentence starting-paragraph essay format. Like those creative writing assignments where your teacher would give you the beginning of a scenario, and you would have to finish the sentence as vividly and descriptively as possible. Liam does this for nearly every question that is ever asked of him. What makes you feel sexy? “What makes me feel sexy is…” What would your super power be? “If I was a super hero, I would be…” Have you ever had a near death experience? “My closest near death experience would be when I…” Do you believe in fate? “I believe in fate because…” WHEN WILL MY HEART STOP BEATING SO FAST? “Your heart will stop beating fast when I….”
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