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Tag: niall
i still can’t believe niall thought a pet peeve was a pet he didn’t like and he flamed rabbits for no reason
I thought a drunk Niall atop someone’s shoulders with his shirt unbuttoned all the way down to his navel while singing along to his own song was something out of one of my wildest fever dreams, but, no, that is 100% a thing that happened in real life.
If i could give a gift to anybody on Jingle Ball tour it would be my lovely friend Mr. Niall Horan. And I would send him a picture of me, because I’m sure he misses me.
my ass rly just went to white barn and bought the candle that smells like niall according to that girl’s tweet (its called Peppered Suede if you’re wondering!)
He was talking Spanish. He was on the phone in the toilet talking Spanish and I thought ‘Who is this kid?’ I didn’t understand it, you were talking Span- Who were you speaking Spanish to?

We weren’t doing any meet and greets, it was the biggest show of our lives, we were playing Madison Square Garden and we were just trying to get ready for that. And because we wouldn’t meet her, Trump threw his toys out of his pram like he always does.
He’s a s***show, man. A f***ing joke. Impeach him, quick, cos it’s becoming a disaster.


