officialtvhead: if i was on queer eye bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet? tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school? jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet
nudely: who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
thoodleoo: me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest me five minutes later: actually you know what-
zanimez: me: time for sleepy 🙂 my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-