officialtvhead:

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy 🙂

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-