my life. – Page 15

by Loryn Brantz

physically? im here, but mentally im in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

cheercaptain:

i love reading my own blog… its like a window into a version of tumblr with no bad posts, because i never have made a bad post in my life and my blog is perfect

fuks:

about me

flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

thelovejandles:

someone: haha wow the guys from 1d sound good now haha

me, trying not to dissuade further support for the boys while always feeling close to violence because 1d was always good: haha

gogoartqueen:

loveamongowls:

this guy i know complained about teenage girls liking harry styles, moments after tweeting about how much HE loves harry styles, and i just got so mad

THIS WILL BE THE HILL THAT I DIE ON.

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

Me: wow this language learning is going great I’m making new sentences on my own how exciting
Native speaker: *speaks*
Me: I understand nothing

holdmyhalo:

Serious™ music critic: WOW! I didn’t know Harry was capable of–

Me: I did, thanks.