The Person You Fabricated To Exist In Your Maladaptive Love Fantasies Does Not Fucking Exist In The Real World So You Need To Stop Dutifully Lying In Wait For An Imaginary Coping Mechanism That You Hope Will One Day Physically Manifest Itself In Front Of You

msmarvel:

#same

WHEN will i be hired to make the film i was born to write: chris evans and riz ahmed as former frat brothers reunited on one of those inpatient mental health farm campuses, hovering on the verge of tears for three hours

Am I the only one who read Y/N as yes/no in their head? 😂

bad1dimagines:

2) How do y’all read “y/n” as anything other than “yes/no” I’ve been suffering for years

that’s a pretty common one!

bigfootjpg:

Idk why im in Monica Lewinsky’s twitter likes but anyway do you think she is a one direction fan or a communist or both

araxoolie:

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

tastefullyoffensive:

(via striderepiphany)

zamaron:

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds*
me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

Put the dumbest injury you’ve ever gotten in the tags

skelefolk:

my body is a temple and im jesus knocking over all the tables

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE