southcarolinamermaid:

moerae:

After the Ball (detail, 1895) Franz Georg Kleber

I’ve never been to a ball where I end up naked wrapped in silk organdy before and I am outraged about it.

ghlden:

“Basically, I was looking out of a window in Australia, and I had been for a walk outside. There’s a big field and it says “Snake habitat. Do not enter.”. So I’m like, “Okay, Australia. Snakes. Serious business.”. Don’t wanna get bitten by a snake. Next thing I can see is fans bounding towards me way down the field, through said snake habitat.“

claresgf:

jly:

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

liamupdates:

via Instagram story – 08/21

irish-nlessing:

OH THANK CHRIST

howtogetawaywithlouis:

beyoncebeytwice:

recentgooglesearches:

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you

he’s lying

i agree

tastefullyoffensive:

by Eat My Paint

To people who use “þ” as an aesthetic “p”

v1als:

miss-serket:

solarine:

tkdancer:

tharook:

notquiteapolyglot:

þink again.

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.

That guy named himself SsillySsadass.

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a

дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or

Щ

as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES