Tag: lolz
(via eliyudin)
Dear Sister,
By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love, your brother Keith.
P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other
turn on: when guys respect one direction
Even bigger turn on: when guys respect me for liking one direction
Biggest turn on: When guys are in One Direction
Ultimate turn on: When guys, including the guys in One Direction, don’t consider One Direction any of their damn business
I know everyone’s already told you to read the transcript of the Martin Shkreli jury selection – more than 200 potential jurors were excused – but really, seriously, if you need your faith in Americans strengthened, you gotta read this excerpt from the Martin Shkreli jury selection.
I want you to be my last first kiss
what kind of one direction plagiarism
He’ll be devastated. He was meant to join us on the show today actually but after that news he can’t leave home. Sending our thoughts to you, Harry
Nick sending his prayers to Harry for losing Hottest Male Artist to Shawn Mendes at the Teen Choice awards 😂
(via harrysadwank)
(via harrysadwank)
this is it, this is the best video on the entire internet, everybody can retire now
yes, this is exactly what you think it will be
Who’s this fucking skeleton trying to hoard all the cave treasure for himself
The Gang Goes Cave Diving
“there’s nothing in this cave worth dying for” would make a great refrain line in a villanelle
Beyond this point the cave, and nothing more.
This is as far as you were meant to be.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.The signs and every far-off voice implore,
The heart, the mind, the flattened lungs agree:
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.Just airless dark. Just bones on the sea floor.
The fruitless search. Your mother on TV.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.A picture that you saw some years before,
A diver in a sea-beneath-the-sea…
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.An underwater river in whose bore
Were caught the branches of a sunken tree.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.Forget the cord that tugs you to explore,
The silver voice that whispers, Come and see
The darkling wave, the glowing secret shore.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.johndarnielle challenge accepted
I cannot begin to tell you how impressed I am by this. A+ work in my opinion, don ye the laurel it is yours by right
This still haunts me because a bunch of people informed me it’s not how a villanelle actually works, and they were right, and I felt shame! However, I still have this laurel & if u want to take it from me u can fight me for it physically.
shit wait i got it
No darkling wave. No glowing secret shore.
Turn back. Accept there’s nothing here to see.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.Just airless dark. Just bones on the sea floor.
The fruitless search. Your mother on TV.
No darkling wave or glowing secret shore.The signs and every far-off voice implore,
The heart, the mind, the flattened lungs agree:
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.A picture that you saw some years before,
A diver in a sea-beneath-the-sea,
A darkling wave, a glowing secret shore–An underwater river in whose bore
Were caught the branches of a sunken tree….
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.Forget the cord that tugs you to explore,
The silver voice that whispers, Come and see
The darkling wave, the glowing secret shore.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.
Who’s this fucking skeleton trying to hoard all the cave treasure for himself
The Gang Goes Cave Diving
“there’s nothing in this cave worth dying for” would make a great refrain line in a villanelle
Beyond this point the cave, and nothing more.
This is as far as you were meant to be.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.The signs and every far-off voice implore,
The heart, the mind, the flattened lungs agree:
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.Just airless dark. Just bones on the sea floor.
The fruitless search. Your mother on TV.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.A picture that you saw some years before,
A diver in a sea-beneath-the-sea…
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.An underwater river in whose bore
Were caught the branches of a sunken tree.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.Forget the cord that tugs you to explore,
The silver voice that whispers, Come and see
The darkling wave, the glowing secret shore.
There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for.johndarnielle challenge accepted
I cannot begin to tell you how impressed I am by this. A+ work in my opinion, don ye the laurel it is yours by right
This still haunts me because a bunch of people informed me it’s not how a villanelle actually works, and they were right, and I felt shame! However, I still have this laurel & if u want to take it from me u can fight me for it physically.
326 Miles 