swarnpert:

i am bed bath and beyond disappointed in you son

mymissus:

daintyharru:

I’ve been laughing at this for like five solid minutes

Never mind Harry’s my favorite again.

goths7:

They were in love.

tastefullyoffensive:

(via striderepiphany)

onthelooze:

Niall cannot use the word “direction” any longer, 3rd of september

nis-otps:

lilsparrow72:

glitterpen1s:

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

It is a period drama

thatrandomfiend:

syntax-forest:

thatrandomfiend:

remember the cask of amontillado meme? that was a good meme we should bring that back

I have some cask of amontillado memes you might like if you wanna come check them out in my basement.

oh boy would i!

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

8 Different European Castles You Could Imagine Yourself Mournfully Pacing About The Next Time You Get Bored Masturbating And Accidentally Slip Into A Power Fantasy About Being A Medieval Queen Waiting For Her Lover To Return From War

thealogie:

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone