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Tag: lolz
All of Hozier’s songs are about how he’s a revenant fueled only by the power of a woman. Meanwhile all of Florence’s songs are about being a powerful witch. What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Florence Welch summoned Hozier from a peat bog. In this essay I will
op where’s the rest
Adulthood is wanting to cry for 4 days straight but not having the time
Gotta schedule my breakdowns now
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(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
Goat gives it all it’s got
goat: mwaahh
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
dude: yeaaah
Okay but what is Gritty’s deal?
like is he single?
waaitwaitwait….is missy fuckin aging backward or some shit bc whattttt
She put her age down flipped it and reversed it
A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.
Thank you. I needed to see this today
You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
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