another FAR TOO RELATABLE bit from John Mulaney here

Kanye West – Gold Digger

Not to be fake deep but…tell me girl if every time we tou-uh-ouch, you get this kinda ru-uh-ush then baby say yea-ay-ee-yeah-ay-ee-yeah-ah…

and again not to get fake deep but if you don’t wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home then baby say yea-ay-ee-yeah-ay-ee-yeah-ah

And let me kiss you.

spacieste:

I’M SCREAMING

wattpadfic:

“that’s a wrap!” harry says as he puts the bow on another present. this is the 50th present he has wrapped. he has said ‘that’s a wrap!’ every time he has finished a gift. everyone has left him. he’s ruining christmas.

ghurnax:

jakeandlevii:

ceepha:

rougespectre:

Some of my fav vines

Volume warning for some

I FORGOT ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THE SMOOTHIE ONE WITH THE FUCKING MASKS OH MY GOD IM DEAD

@ribb1t
Thought you’d get a kick outta these!

that last one is me

silverhawk:

amazon, i will absolutely consider these items.

so sick of people DISRESPECTING zayn. he did SO MUCH for the band. where were the other members while zayn was saving those orphaned kittens from the burning buckingham palace? when he singlehandedly repaired the hole in the o-zone? zayn made thanksgiving dinner for my entire family and harry just seduced my dad.

bad1dimagines:

harry just seduced my dad ahskdhsakjfd;l

hxrry:

us: ok now that harry is taking his well-deserved break it is time for me to focus on my own duties and responsibilities as a fully functioning human being time to get my priorities straight and-

harry:

Tag: lolz

amazon, i will absolutely consider these items.