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terriamon:

IM SCREAMING

does anyone know how many pomegranate seeds Hozier ate? how much longer does he have to stay in the underworld before he can come make some new music?

judgynando:

jsyk today iker invited beckham to his hometown:

then later posted a selfie and this convo happened:

so quick question, are we still in 2k18 or did we go back in time without noticing???

spybrarian:

manticoreimaginary:

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

halcyonether:

nerdymomstuff:

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

@puncromancer

official-andy-warhol:

dorian hid that painting but I bet y’all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch”

charlottemarney:

i feel like a good rule of thumb for historians/historical biographers is that the reader shouldn’t be able to tell which historical figures you want to have sex with

this feels like a really low bar and yet

darklarries:

twin-poetry:

darklarries:

HOW!!!??? DO PEOPLE???!!!!? DISLIKE!!!!! WOLVES?????????

Well my best friend had a boyfriend in high school who manipulated her and another friend into joining a cult based on the idea that they were all a part of a wolf pack in a past life. So none of us are the biggest fans of wolves anymore.

@cutecreative @mypetdragonseyebrow

this is about a one direction song but sorry about your friend