Tag: lolz

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Temple of Horus, Egypt

its horus he’s here

Guys no, it gets so much better. 

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

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A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

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FINALLY FOUND THE ACTUAL POST YAYYYYY!!!!!

323-654-6192 is the The Room hotline. Unlikely that Tommy Wiseau will actually answer and rant at the caller, but not impossible either.