Tag: lolz

writsgrimmyblog:

“You know how people like to throw things on stage and Harry previously had kiwis thrown at him. No kiwis last night, but someone was throwing Haribo. And at one point he was like ‘OK. Throw one more and get it in my mouth’. So someone threw it from the audience and he caught it! I was like arms up in the air and everything. It was the proudest thing I’ve ever seen him done I was all ‘THERE ‘EEEEE IS!!!!!’ I was cheering, hugging his mum. It was a real moment. I saw him afterwards and said ‘That was AMAZING…’ He went ‘Thank…’ and I was like ’…when you caught that Haribo in your mouth!!!’ and he was like ‘Oh. I thought you meant the gig.’”

— Nick talking about his highlight from Harry’s show
(via lordendsavior)

Fanfiction Written By Young People

lifeineroticapublishing:

emilysidhe:

  • Freelance worker lives in huge, gorgeous house/apartment in expensive area despite never seeming to be working
  • Characters work 8-5 office job with hour-long commute, but go to bed no earlier than midnight and get up in time for morning sex and long, leisurely cooked breakfasts every day
  • Do these characters even have jobs?
  • Single parent has way more communication with child’s teacher than is normal; leads to dating; administration somehow has no problem with this.
  • “I know I could never afford this mansion, but it’s OK I inherited it.  No, paying property taxes isn’t difficult on my salary.  I don’t even know how much the place is worth.  Are property taxes a thing?”
  • There are two levels of cooking skills:  gourmet food every time no recipe, and sets pot of boiling water on fire somehow.  No one is ever in between these two skill sets.  People on each level always end up dating each other.
  • Despite the gourmet meals described needing like seven pots to cook, no one ever does dishes.
  • Character shares a bottle of wine with their date (2 and half glasses each), and they both get falling-down drunk.
  • Later, one of them drinks an entire bottle of whiskey by themselves and does not die.

Oh my god