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Nick: I saw when you did Carpool Karaoke with Harry when you swapped clothes. And you’re right, he REALLY pulls stuff of.
James: There’s nothing that man can’t wear. It’s so annoying.
Nick: When he wins like style awards, fashion awards, and they’re all like ‘He just looks incredible!’ and essentially what he’s wearing is a T-shirt and jeans. What they’re awarding is his bone structure.
James: Yeah. It’s just that inner thing which is unquantifiable. Ironically, the very thing he has is the X factor.
Nick: I hope he gets jowls. And crows feet.
James: Noooo, cause if he gets crows he’d pull them off like Jagger, you know what I mean?
Nick: UURGH GOD WE HATE HIM!
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