as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first
i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from norman bates but do it
there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn
could these be the missing batman films?
no, it’s superman 3 and 4
theyre both superman 3 and 4
the plot thickens
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i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing
this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me
it was what looked like a dvd
again i thought
maybe its the missing batman films
or maybe its 3 dvds
oh
its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin
great
WHO IS DOING THIS
no idea what this movie even fucking is
blu-ray this time? fancy.
what are these supposed to be
oh
well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime
wonder if theyll still work
MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO
so
i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included
perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern
for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies
interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds
there was another copy of superman ¾
if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾
the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs
who owns these dvds all in bulk
why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house
im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out
harry: i walk up to him, furiously and with purpose. he is probably in the middle of telling a long, meandering, and ultimately disappointing story to yet another person who will end up falling in love with him anyway. he’s decked out in full gucci. i put both of my hands directly on his chest and PUSH him, firmly and directly, into a very wet and very deep puddle of mud. i help him up and wipe him off with more of his gucci, which i brought from his house expressly for this purpose, then slap him softly but definitively on the cheek and walk away.
niall: he is standing with both arms raised above his head, either cheering for some sporting event or holding a beer and making a particularly enthusiastic toast. i come running at him, full tilt, from AT LEAST 50 feet away, and barrel into him in some kind of tackle-hug hybrid, right as he’s mid-laugh. he’s warm and my arms are around him and i just lie there on the floor on top of him while he laughs.
louis: he skateboards by me, probably shouting something incomprehensible at someone very far away. i trip him with a stick. he falls over. he doubles back around to scream obscenities at me. it’s honestly the greatest thing that’s ever happened.
liam: i have cajoled/bullied him into carrying me around on his back all day. he is hauling me good-naturedly through the grocery store when i spot a particularly good-looking peach. instead of asking liam to stop, i try to pull a drive-by and lean out to grab it as we pass. i lean out too far, unbalancing liam, and he, the peaches, and me all fall to the floor in a heap. the heap, collectively, smells very good and tastes very sweet.
zayn: i sock him in the face, there’s nothing else to do. he’s standing there looking like he’s in a broody gq photoshoot, even though he is actually stood in the middle of a fluorescently-lit low-end department store aisle, and i run past him and punch him square in the jaw. my hand hurts. he doesn’t even fall down, just mumbles “ow” in his bradford accent and continues to look beautiful. i am livid.
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