I was asleep and my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my Aeropostale suitcase “Mom what are you doing” She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette out on her hand “They are here” I was confused, I rolled out my light purple stripped comforter and ruffled my long thick blonde hair with brown streaks in it “Who are” “Your new owners.” This is the story of how one direction bought me
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my entire life
when i see a thing that says “this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen” i generally prepare to gently chortle but instead while i was watching it my partner messaged me that “you sound like a ghost”
i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g
326 Miles 