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Tag: lolz forever
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
always reblog
liampaynesrecentgooglesearches:
has madame tussauds ever re-made a wax figure
Teasing Harry while he’s on vocal rest but being incredibly loud in bed and saying “but you’re not supposed to be talking or using your voice right now”, and not letting him make any noise and spanking him hard when he does
IM SO SORRY BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HIM USING THE ROBOT VOICE FRANTICALLY TYPING TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING OR OH MY GOD THAT ROBOT VOICE PRASING YOU WHILE YOU SUCK HIM OFF
[robot voice] Yes, baby. That is good. You are doing a grape job. Great. A great jot. Job. Job. Jo. J. J.“
HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY
yo but why is his voice so on point lmaooooo
@guyanese-beauty he really sounds like a skinny ass white guy that grew up in a trailer park i’m dead
irzs:
A MAN NAMED OSKAAR FROM REYKJAVIK ICELAND GIVES US A PIECE OF HIS MIND FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE IT
This is better than every single found footage film I have ever seen.
this is 100% legit my favorite video on this website. I’ve watched it at least 80 times and have made everyone I know watch it, too.
this looks like it’s directed by david lynch
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
TELL ME UR LOUIS TOMLINSON BABY NAME GUESSES PLS
GIVEN THE FACT that Louis is a Young Eccentric Wealthy Englishman (YEWE) and the beautiful mother of the child we are all screaming aunties to is living in Los Angeles aka City of Crazy Ass Celebrity Names Angels, this kid has got to end up having some fucked up as hell name. My guesses? MY guesses????? WELL, since you asked.
Dumpling Grace Tomlinson (Dumpy for short)
Pussywillow Transylvania Tomlinson (Willie for short)
So Many Tomlinson (Suzie for short)
Fragrant Oolong Tomlinson (Oozy for short)
Simon Cowell Tomlinson (Simon Cowell for short)
Lost And Insecure You Found Me Tomlinson (Fifi for short)
Racetraitor Mountain Tomlinson (Trazza for short)
Cinnamilk Splash Park Tomlinson (Splazza for short)
Sick Ollie Tomlinson (Sicky for short)
Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas Tomlinson (Al for short)
Liamina Harrienne Niallbel Tomlinson (Liam, Jr. for short)
AND U? WHAT ARE UR PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUCKED UP AS HELL NAME THIS KID ABOUT TO HAVE??????
anon: where do you listen to mitam??!
me: off anon only please!!
zayn: [nervously sweats] fuck
*gets penalty*
“that’s bullshit”
*watches replay*
“.. yeah okay”This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.
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