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#here lies stupid boy smelly pasta house (x)

nltm:

Yo what happened to my mcdonalds receipt

EGG!MCMUGGIO!!!!!!!!!Go!

None Pizza With Left Beef will be 9 years old this year.

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

magicaltophat:

drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”

Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

lriry:

🔍👀

femburton:

bob-belcher:

The Day Beyoncé Turned Black SNL Skit

omfg

acelafayette:

(and one time marco rubio changed it for him)

M/M, don’t like don’t read!!!!, pwp, fluff, fisting

sashayed:

i had a dream that liam payne got asked in an interview “which historical figure do you most aspire to be like,” and liam was like “george w. bush” and everyone got really mad, obviously, and then he kept trying to tweet I MEANT GEORGE W. BUSH SAID A LOT OF DUMB THINGS AND SO DO I!!!!!!!! and people were like U SAID U ASPIRE TO BE LIKE HIM and liam was like WHAT???? I DON’T KNOW WHAT “ASPIRE” MEANS