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who made this

i dont know like a lot about one direction but why does harry wear saint laurent and niall wears old navy? does niall even get paid? whos paying niall?

https://vine.co/v/OqOhFg7JltE/embed/simple //platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

weloveshortvideos:

Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.

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stoptinhatting2016:

Plot twist: Liam names baby payno “Conchobar”

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

pleatedjeans:

16 Times Tumblr Made Perfect Sense

mymissus:

tockthewatchdog:

sleighinbedgrowyourhair:

athankfuloldisappointment:

venusianhag:

bitch-troll:

garbagefingers:

shaebay:

This year for Christmas I want a new one of the best meads I have ever tasted.

This year for Christmas I want a cat that I could for Christmas but if it’s a safe and I’ll look at the other ones I’ll have a little bit more of it a bit of Christmas Christmas I want a new shrink.

This year for Christmas I want a new haircut so I could be happy for the day.

Not incorrect.

This year for Christmas I want a gift for my family.

😔

this year for Christmas i want a new one of the nice thing about the election results

This year for Christmas I want a chocolate cake and I want to go home

this year for Christmas I want a relationship with someone who doesn’t know how to do it

This year for Christmas I want a gift from god.

This year for Christmas I want to do it for a few days.

sashayed:

Listen, when we need to denounce an actual racist, anti-Semite, white supremacist, Islamophobe, you name it, I will be there. I promise. I will not hesitate to do that, when the time comes, clearly and appropriately labeled. I have yet to see one, but when I do, boy, I will light into him! It will be something to see.

This is not that.

I have no doubt that a real racist sexist chauvinist white supremacist will be easy to spot. “I am coming for minorities now,” he will say. “I am an actual racist. I am, literally, Hitler, or at the very least Goebbels.”

Alexandra Petri: “Give Steve Bannon a chance! It’s not like he’s literally Joseph Goebbels.”

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/theneversaga/152483492460/tumblr_oc5qcuePNL1vdga55?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo:

girl121796:

adamjk:

ive listened to this like 7 times now

i’m on a coffee high and this is giving me heart palipatations

I think this is what anxiety sounds like