libertariansuccialism:

libertariansuccialism:

Every Republican is a little hall-monitor-ass wuss. Jesus, this guy didn’t get shoved into nearly enough lockers as a kid.

Like honestly, this is the most earnest, cute, delightfully juvenile, fun-for-the-whole-family, non-partisan sign vandalism I’ve ever seen. Who could possibly be mad at this? This fucking roaster is fuming mad about “political violence”. It’s fucking hilarious.

dark-haired-hamlet:

clickholeofficial:

Do you have what it takes? Are you the kind of hero who can singlehandedly sin enough to turn Boston into the new Sodom, just like the Prophecies And Recipes section of the United States Constitution predicted would happen one day?

It’s time to get started! Go to Boston and start fucking and killing everything until the Lord destroys the city.

#i have no words. this is absolute genius. #the sheer amount of EFFORT this sort of world building must have taken #the attention to detail; the absurdism that somehow still makes sense #it’s like—it’s like if a @dril post were expanded and turned into a giant choose-your-own adventure. #that’s what this is and i have mad respect to clickhole for pulling it off [danishprince]

beetledrink:

skarchomp:

beetledrink:

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay