milkshakemicrowave:

longhairedstyles:

March 29th, 2015

#dopey angel Harry Styles loves to watch humans go about their day#he has his eyes on sweet gentle hearted lunkhead Liam Payne#‘what does he love so much about the Funky Buddha?’ Harry asks his angel pal zayn#‘what do Abs feel like???’#‘would that I had mortal flesh and could know’#Harry disguises himself as an ordinary person and answers sweet dumb Liam’s craigslist ad for a roommate#ppl are always asking Liam why his friend is so weird. ‘How come he tried to put your iPhone in his mouth??’ they ask suspiciously#’why is he always asking dogs where they’re going? why does he watch the faucet for fun like a weird cat??’#GUYS HES FROM LIKE…..ICELAND OR SOMEWHERE! Liam hisses defensively#DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM. HES TRYING TO LEARN#’Hey Liam what is this flower’s name?’ Harry demands stumbling over on his weird bendy legs#drags Liam over to the sidewalk. ‘oh…that’s not a flower Harry. it’s a snickers wrapper’#’it’s beautiful’ Harry breathes in awe#’this world is truly a miracle.’#LIRRY#CITY OF ZAYNGELS (via @sashayed)

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needsmoresarcasm:

There’s this really awesome thing that happens throughout the last chorus of “Half A Heart” that you might’ve missed if you haven’t been listening carefully (through a stereo feed) with a good set of headphones. 

Here’s what’s happening: the first bit that plays is the isolated left channel. Listen and you’ll hear the melody as well as a harsher high harmony sung by one Mr. Liam Payne. The second part is the isolated right channel. It’s the exact same part – this time with the melody and a mellower (though more prominent) low harmony. Also sung by one Mr. Liam Payne. 

The last bit is the actual song as it is on the album. Basically, into your left ear, Liam is singing the high harmony and into your right ear he’s singing the low harmony.