1dlovesoned:

23/8

this is like if your lady friends got together and got you a handsome stripper for your (mumblemumbleth) birthday, bc you’re still young n vibrant dammit, and liam shows up at your door looking equal parts bashful and bangdownable in his construction vest and toolbelt, anyway everyone has a lot of rosé and blah blah he gets naked you get your groove back everything’s delightful, but then once he’s done and he has his pants back on hangs around and fixes your sink, ‘i actually know how to use these pretty well’ he says gesturing to the wrench next to his dick, liam payne, competent male stripper (via agonyandagony)

mymissus:

liamotra:

Liam and Louis being adorable during Little Things | Philadelphia, Sept. 1

This is flirting. Like. Y’all know me. You know I’m not some crazy conspiracy shipper. But this is legit flirting and you can’t tell me otherwise. I probably flirt with my friends too I’m sure. It’s like the Raven Boys up in here – everyone is a little in love with each other. But I mean look at this shit! Louis is fixing his hair. Liam with the touching. It’s flirting. And I’m done with it. And I wish they’d be done with it too.

the possibility that louis is having the hardest time with zayn so liam stepped up
for once even though it’s always louis stepping up to be a clown for his boys makes me want to jump to my death flirting tagged because it is that’s flirting (via mymissus)

rubdown:

zaynsgrammys:

liam answers questions for attitude 

May I just say, one of the things in this bleak, rusty junkyard of a world that makes my heart flap its flimsy, weak-webbed wings and soar is Liam Payne’s tendency to answer questions in complete-sentence starting-paragraph essay format. Like those creative writing assignments where your teacher would give you the beginning of a scenario, and you would have to finish the sentence as vividly and descriptively as possible. Liam does this for nearly every question that is ever asked of him. What makes you feel sexy? “What makes me feel sexy is…” What would your super power be? “If I was a super hero, I would be…” Have you ever had a near death experience? “My closest near death experience would be when I…” Do you believe in fate? “I believe in fate because…” WHEN WILL MY HEART STOP BEATING SO FAST? “Your heart will stop beating fast when I….”