Tag: james corden

Nick: Zayn Malik’s face, that’s what I want.
James: Well, I mean, really, ideally, you just want Styles. That’s the truth of it.
Nick: Yeah… If you had to swap a face with a human would you go Styles?
James: Yeah, but then I still wouldn’t have the same thing, cause if he put on that very sweater you have on now, you’d be like ‘Wow! Incredible!’
Nick: ‘Look at that. Look how he wears cotton.’

Nick: I saw when you did Carpool Karaoke with Harry when you swapped clothes. And you’re right, he REALLY pulls stuff of.
James: There’s nothing that man can’t wear. It’s so annoying.
Nick: When he wins like style awards, fashion awards, and they’re all like ‘He just looks incredible!’ and essentially what he’s wearing is a T-shirt and jeans. What they’re awarding is his bone structure.
James: Yeah. It’s just that inner thing which is unquantifiable. Ironically, the very thing he has is the X factor.
Nick: I hope he gets jowls. And crows feet.
James: Noooo, cause if he gets crows he’d pull them off like Jagger, you know what I mean?
Nick: UURGH GOD WE HATE HIM!