OKAY THIS IS GREAT BUT WHAT COMES BEFORE IT IS ABSOLUTELY PEAK HARRY AND I RECOMMEND CLICKING THROUGH TO THE VIDEO TO WATCH IT. He spots a woman in the crowd and HONES IN ON HER and says hello, references the shirt she’s wearing so she knows he’s talking to her, and then says, “If you don’t mind, I would guess that you were thirty-four.” He then proceeds to ask her what her first concert ever was, and she tells him (with the aid of the entire section around her so that he can hear her) that it was THE BEACH BOYS, because of course this woman is actually somewhere in her sixties or so. He then asks her what her SECOND concert was, and the answer is THE BEATLES. Harry’s next move is to instruct the entire crowd to take a seat because THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE and asks her what her third concert is. He clarifies that he’s kidding, but also says THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US AS A PART OF YOUR COLLECTION which just like MURDER ME, I am SO ANGRY at how Harry and this entire band actually GETS that being a fan can be a LIFELONG PURSUIT and that it’s not something that just ENDS for everyone at a certain age and THAT IS A GREAT THING. WE ARE ALL THAT WOMAN.
AND THEN she tells him (which he repeats back and also we can see it on the big screens) that out of all the concerts she’s seen, One Direction in Foxboro on September 12, 2015 is the BEST ONE. And like HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMEONE ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENT THAT THEY’RE BETTER THAN THE BEATLES AND THE BEACH BOYS????? WELL, if you’re Harry Styles, the answer is to IMMEDIATELY CALL HER CHEEKY AND START FLIRTING WITH HER LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DO A LITTLE STRUT AWAY FROM HER SO THAT SHE CAN SEE YOUR BUTT. AND TELL HER DON’T STOP I REALLY LIKE IT.
HARRY YOU ARE A GODDAMN DELIGHT.
Best of the Banter: Don’t Stop Winking at Me, I Like it. (I kept the original post here because I love the comments.
This will never not be my favorite description of Harry
what he says: i met a man on the tube said harry’s a good actor
what he means: every time i settle down in front of the telly i’ve got harry ringing me up to read his lines at me. ‘help, i’m dying, i’ve got a scrape on my wrist,’ that sort of thing. i’ve told him if he needs help, ask the director. i’ve told him he’s got an assistant for this sort of thing. then he tells me it’s me he needs and what do i think about the Method? he can stuff his method, i’ve got a match to watch and rory mcilroy on the other line.
what he says: the first i saw of harry’s haircut was in a picture online
what he means: when harry cut his hair he sent me a lock of it tied in a black velvet ribbon. there was a note with it, something about keeping hair in lockets and soldiers going to war and sweethearts left behind. i didn’t have time to read the whole thing, so i just filed it for now. i call it a file…it’s a biscuit tin labeled ‘harry’s weird shite.’ i’m gonna sort through it all someday.
this is one HUNDRED percent exquisite and correct except i posit that liam CAN read a map, he just doesn’t understand scale
everyone’s in the tags like “what about narry?” what ABOUT narry??? girl we all love this petunia bouquet of a pairing but are we thinking of the same…..how exactly would that…..are u sure u mean narry?
this guy
plus this guy?
this narry??? is this the………is this how they
is this how they win the amazing race
#maybe if the entire route was downhill they could win by gravity #niall trying so hard to get somewhere while harry suggests various reasons they should have sex instead of going there #THAT’S NOT HOW U WIN HARRY #NARRY #2 dolphins making love in a kiddie pool (@sashayed)
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