ALL OF THE ABOVE plus thoughts on stanislavski’s an actor prepares, a dream about salad dressing, suggestions for
romance subplots involving mark rylance, and a bunch of killer knock-knock
jokes. i mean, whatever it was, they clearly tried so hard not to hurt his
feelings and I think that’s sweet.
harry: what if in this scene i
reminisce about kippers
nolan: harry we’re gonna play something
called the quiet game!!
harry: i love a game!
nolan: everybody stays very, very
quiet, and the first person to say something loses!
harry: ooh!
harry: …
harry: …
harry: hey mr nolan. mr nolan? while we
were being quiet i wrote some soldier poetry in my head
nolan: okay, now we’re gonna play a
game called no one in this movie has any lines whatsoever
harry: i’m gonna win 😀
Me: wow I can’t believe Tom Hardy is in love with Harry
Tom: We met once very briefly
Me: CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE LOVES HARRY
definitely could happen but be prepared for them to repress their true feelings and claim to have barely tolerated him, only for some asshole twenty years from now to publish a harry analysis in cineaste claiming that he was the most subtle and evocative actor of his generation, leading to widespread re-evaluation of harry’s career, his re-emergence as a cult movie idol (especially in france), and the article writer being heralded as a uniquely insightful cultural commentator who realized harry’s true value when absolutely no one else did, ever
YES like a subplot thru the whole movie could be that harry is a MAN now and ready to know love, but every time romance is near he has to run/swim for his life 😦 then in the final scene IT’S FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN but tragically the roof falls in and he dies instantly. not because nazis, just a really poorly maintained roof.
i’m so glad to
see this actual tumblr comment adorning one of my favorite dunkirk posts because I TOO WANT STYLE’S
[sic] CHARACTER TO DIE!!!! you’re clearly a serious brain person who has only
important thoughts so it’s thrilling to know we could have literally anything
in common 😀 now here are my main reasons why harry should die in dunkirk,
please read this and get back to me with your manpproval asap
1) harry ruined
my life starting in 2012 it’s time for payback
2) he looks so
pretty when he suffers
3) if he dies he
might cry first from the pain? C R Y I N G. harry crying!!!! it’s been too
long. groaning would be good too.
4) let’s say he
gets wounded, they might have to strip some clothes off for medical reasons before
he dies. CLOTHES OFF HARRY STYLES.
5) he might die
holding a picture of his sweetheart in his hand, like tracing the sweetheart’s
face with one shaking finger, or like kissing the picture? super romantic???
6) if he’s dying
tom hardy will realize it’s his last chance to tell harry how he truly feels
and then harry will die in his arms with tom’s kiss trembling on his lips
7) if he dies
maybe it will be because one of the other soldiers couldn’t get there in time,
it could be tom hardy but honestly they all look cute, anyway this soldier could
have a big dramatic scene where he’s like “i couldn’t save him….do you
understand….i couldn’t save him…”
he’s probably crying while he says this and his uniform is really dirty
8) heartbreaking
scene where they go back to tell harry’s fiancée that he’s dead and it turns out
she’s pregnant with his baby, then there’s a scene after the credits where harry
comes back as a ghost and sings a lullaby to the baby from heaven
9) you know how a vampire can save someone from dying by biting them and turning them into a vampire? when harry drowns it could be like that but with mermaids
10) harry dies
sort of but not really? bc he’s left for dead but then hydra finds him and
turns him into a supersoldier sex assassin and he goes on a mission to kill all current and former members of one direction and they’re like “harry?” and he’s
like “who the hell is harry” and then they kiss. all of them.
anyway i’m not
like those other girls and this proves it
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