cleaning out the likes

notdeadbabies:

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

#racecar #potato #cindy elf #dog #and grandma #i think we all know who i’m talking about (via sashayed)

cockholmsyndrome-deactivated201:

all this time… louis was the true hoe….

#HOES TELL EVERYBODY! EVEN THE MAYOR!#REACH UP IN THE SKY FOR THE HO-ZONE LAYER (via 1didntsignupforthis)

knightchanges:

3:08 in this interview.

completely based off of @bulletproofhalo‘s observation post.

fucknoonedirection:

valencing:

tommosloueh:

Well, well, well.

@inmybubble

thotograph:

dulcigomas:

GUYS WATCH THIS, HARRY KICKS A CUTOUT OF ZAYNS FACE FROM THE STAGE THAT WAS THROWN BEFORE BY A FAN,

THIS IS THE CUTOUT OMG

#BUT LIKE #IF YOU GUYS WANT #YOU SHOULD STOP BY MY PLACE #AND CHECK OUT THE MONUMENT #I’VE ERECTED #TO SHADY HARRY #AND HOW HE’S EMERGED #TO PROTECT LILO #THIS IS THE PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF REAPING WHAT YOU SOW #PROTECT THE BABY FOR YEARS #ALLOW HIM TO BLOSSOM INTO A MAN WITHOUT FUCKS #AND HE WILL COME BACK TO YOU #WHEN YOU GIVE THE MOST FUCKS #AND SHIELD YOU FROM PAIN (via fucknoonedirection)

dimpledharrys:

_{Int: So this is your first album with four members…}

#HE’S GOT A NOTEBOOK SOMEWHERE #SCRAWLED WITH IDEAS ON HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS QUESTION #1. PRETEND I DIDN’T NOTICE #2. COMPLAIN ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATIVE HASSLE #3. OTHER WORDS THAT START WITH Z??? (via fucknoonedirection)

mainlyharry:

Lirry and the 1D potato

#i didn’t see this interview so i assume liam and harry subscribed to a dadaist sex toy company #they pay a subscription fee and get a small box of absurdist sex toys every month #there’s never anything boring and bourgeois like a vibrator #instead it’s like oooooh an empty yoghurt container a packet of blu-tak and a potato #and lirry go right to work (via valencing)

mistresscurvy:

northern-boys-love-gravy:

Int: Drag Me Down, it went to the top of the charts in the UK and in 90 countries, do you still get excited about that?

# lmfao i was JUST talking about this # perfect timing hayley # harry going out of his way to check with the others # niall did you know?# louis did YOU know?# and louis’s reluctant head tilt + shrug like TECHNICALLY YES I DID # unwilling to throw liam under the bus entirely # liam entirely unaware he’s being sniped by harry # god # i LOVE THEM (x)

craicthatniall:

harry trying to break niall’s concentration during promos

how far will it go, ‘haha niall i tickled your arm’, ‘haha niall i delicately kissed your shoulder’, ‘haha niall i grabbed your weiner during an award show’, ‘haha niall i’m tenderly frenching you’, ‘haha niall we’re eloping’, ‘haha niall we’re making tender love on a bear skin rug’, ‘haha niall we grew old together and now we’re 80 year old husbands’, what pranks, what laffs, narry, is real (via agonyandagony)

‘cause sometimes when i wake up, i like wake up early in the morning, and i see some of them trends, i’m like SOMMAT’S HAPPENED TO ‘IM ‘cause it’s like PRAY FOR LOUIS and it’ll be like, doncaster lost or sommat, i’m like OH MY GOD WHAT’S WRONG

nick grimshaw on twitter trends (via magicalrocketships)