Tag: amazing.

madlori:

soyeahso:

busyasabree:

wolvensnothere:

orangemuses:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I love this post so much

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

I remember this post from ages ago, and you guys, Riz Ahmed is the actor from
the Night Of (US) and is going to be in Rogue One.

Yeah this is the first time I’ve seen this post since I became aware of him and I was like whoooaaaa.

I first saw him in “Nightcrawler” and I was like…duuuuuuude that’s the guy from the Ahmed3 post.

dulosis:

MISSED CONNECTIONS: you were the girl on the outbound bus reading an edward/bella alternating first-person pov fanfiction on fanfic.net on your phone, font size at the smallest possible setting and backlight down low to keep prying eyes at bay, occasionally switching to your email when people around you moved, sighing every time you had to hit ‘next chapter’ and it took a moment to load, biting the knuckle on your right pinky finger during one edward pov section. i was the creep sitting behind you livetweeting the sentences i could make out and intermittently clearing my throat to get your attention so i could ask if it was any good. my stop came before yours and we never spoke. i just want to know if you’d rec it.

louisthesixteenth:

ghostieguy:

just-shower-thoughts:

I have never seen grape ice cream.

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

holy fuck

just reread your Should You Fight 1D post and remembered what a genius you are so now I humbly request 1D on tinder. not gonna get more specific than that, would just love to know what you envision

agonyandagony:

THIS RAISES AN INTERESTING ISSUE! i choose to believe that:

harry probably has absolutely no actual pictures of himself up, just close ups of leaves and “artistic” shots of skyscrapers from weird angles. his whole profile is just rumi quotes and a story about his semester abroad. you have no idea what he’s all about, but you’re both repelled and attracted to it, due to an inability to ever learn your lesson. on your first date you are horrified to realize that he is extremely attractive.

louis deletes and then reactivates it at least once a week, and puts on a big show of being picky about who he swipes right on, which inevitably leads to a semi-regular secret panic that his self-protective machinations will doom him to be alone forever, which is when he matches with you and invites you to hang out that same night. you are surprised by how frequently and fondly he talks about his siblings.

liam’s profile is probably an even split between genial spelling errors and pictures of him and his dog with captions like “mans best friend haha but rly :P” which you find endearing. he probably responds to your messages promptly once you match for about 3 hours, during which time you have a very nice and polite conversation, and then disappears. several weeks later he messages you at 2 a.m. on a friday and says “heyyy lol long time no talk. u up?” unfortunately, yes, u are up.

niall claims to be looking for “someone fun and chill who loves to laugh and have a good time,” except he actually means it, not in a douchey “if you ever text me twice in a row i’ll call you crazy to my frat brothers” way. it takes several minutes of inspecting his profile to figure out what he looks like because all his pictures are group shots, and you have to track down the common denominator in all of them, which would be annoying if he wasn’t so damn nice. he is timely in responses.

zayn is extremely handsome but unfortunately once you match with him, he forgets he even has tinder in the first place, and your match just sits there, taunting you with the fantasy of the chiseled cheekbones your beautiful future children could have had in another life.