HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY
yo but why is his voice so on point lmaooooo
@guyanese-beauty he really sounds like a skinny ass white guy that grew up in a trailer park i’m dead
Tag: accurate.
seeing harry trying to hook liam up w everyone now that he’s been single for 2.5 seconds proves harry is that friend who is like ‘you just need to get back out there, sleep around, you’re too young for commitment!!!’ when you’re heartbroken as fuck. louis is the friend who’s always had long term relationships and gives great advice they dont follow ‘just take some time for yourself’ *is then in the club every night and drunk as fuck*, niall tries to make everything feel normal and wont bring it up even when you look down but will just keep trying to make you laugh and suggesting things to do together…. but harry……. harry is like ‘that barista was checking you out. you should fuck her’; ‘i have a friend who was asking about you’; ‘you know what you can fuck me if you want.’
“you’re coming to beam me up tonight?? I thought we agreed Sunday was better. I guess it’s fine. I know I know look for the blue explosion in the sky. alright see you later dad.”
me interviewing harry: so how old are you this year harry
harry: i always think the age of a person is an interesting thing, like how do you define how old someone is…. physically? mentally? because sometimes these two things are different… and by physically do you mean their appearances? or how old they actually are? do we actually grow older year by year? is it possible that we actually grow younger? it’s… it’s quite tricky.
me: i’m literally just asking how old you-
harry: yeah… niall is 22 i think
I WANT TO BE THE WALL HARRY DRAMATICALLY THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST I WANT TO BE THE BED HE RIPS THE COVERS OFF OF I WANT TO BE THE NOTEBOOK HE FLINGS ACROSS THE ROOM
@moondoggiestyle boyband members niall horan and harry styles, curtained in their bunks in a vanilla-candle-scented tour bus. niall is trying to sleep. “hey,” harry whispers from the next bed, reaching over to paw gently at niall’s curtain. “are you awake?” “no,” niall says. “can i tell you a secret?” harry whispers, pulling the curtain open. “no,” niall says again, rolling over and covering his face with his arm. “i broke my foot on purpose,” harry says, staring across at niall with his freaky unblinking lighthouse eyes. “i did it to be closer to you, niall. because your foot was broken. now we both have broken feet. you and me. niall and harry. broken feet, together. the best of friends.” “harry, we spend literally every minute of every day in the same ten foot radius,” niall says. “i know,” harry whispers intensely
You guys I literally cannot IMAGINE THE TAGS RIGHT NOW LIKE THIS FANDOM MUST BE FUCKING LOSING IT BLESS THEM THEY WILL NEVER LET US LIVE
#they’re like fucking #half out the door #after years and YEARS of this shit #YEARS of the larry shit #YEARS #and they’re gonna be all #……….. #……anyway we wrote a weirdo love song together BYE HAVE A NICE 2016 BITCHES
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
Same
Dresses/skirts with pockets are the holy grails of womens clothing.
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me trying to hit zayns note at the end of you and i
you meet harry styles. ‘could i please have a photo?’ you ask. he looks you in the eye, unblinking and emotionless. you stand in silence for a good minute. ‘i don’t have any photos with me right now, sorry.’ he replies quietly, patting his empty pockets in defeat. he walks away.